Sick of Food

Frederick, my 9 year old, started puking this morning and hasn't stopped. I really hope I get this virus!! Maybe I'll lose 5 lbs before the next WW meeting and they'll give me a freakin Bravo star sticker. Here's hoping!!!

Happy Effin New Year!

Operation Gluttony is coming to a screeching halt! Well, actually there is one more get-together tonight, but then it comes to a screeching halt. I am so sick of food (in general) and really wish that I could live off of the sun (like the vegetable I've been this week...okay, so I was a potato, but even those are acceptable on that God-forsaken diet we have done off and on, and off and on...and off and on...I am going to fold laundry all day and watch a Biggest Loser marathon to get my fat *ss motivated. Nothing like watching other fat people work their *sses off to get me motivated...while drinking wine and eating a cookie...I'll let you know how that goes...Happy New (low) Year!