Missing-Family Pet!

So I'm up 2 lbs from yesterday!  What the f*ck?!  I'm still down overall, it's just annoying.  Unless I ate a yorkie in my sleep, there's no reason why I should've went up.  Oh well.  I'm doing good.  I'll go with that, and in the mean time I will keep my eyes peeled for missing yorkie signs in the neighborhood.

This is crazy Wow.  Just playing around with the blog, doesn't matter because we have as many writers as we do followers.  I love this blog though because the other ones don't know about it. : ) Just kidding...sort of. 

All By MYSELF...

I have that song stuck in my head every time I come to the fat blog. Emily, where the hell are you!?!?!?! It's like you disappeared into fat air. ; ) (it's from The Simpsons, I'm not being insulting, hell, I run the fat blog. That's about all I run.) You see why I need you to get your a** on this thing?! I'm talking to myself here.

Weight Watcher Update

Well, I missed another meeting because my niece is sick and took up the one babysitter I can sometimes rely on Tues. nights. So I dragged Frederick to Fat Camp and weighed in anyway so it wasn't an excuse to go another week without weigh in. I am down 3.8 since yesterday, as per their scale and mine. That is after two weeks of 7 lb water weight gain and getting over being sick. I'm back on track, doing well and feeling better. According to Weight Watchers though, I am eligible to become a life time member. Before that their system retained a 10 lb increase in my weight. Maybe it's holding on to water weight as well.

A New Woman...almost.

It's Tues. The dreaded Monday (that's every Mon. in case you're wondering) is over. I got 9 hrs of sleep last night and two rounds of antibiotic in me. I woke up feeling the most fantastic I have in two weeks. I still feel a little ugh, but I am noticeably better than before. Our Weight Watchers meeting is tonight and I can't wait. Instead of dreading the weigh-in, which I know will be brutal, I'm actually looking forward to it. It's a new day and I feel like a new woman...almost.

So sick of sick!!

I have actually been compelled to start running. The problem is I am still trying to get over being sick. I have gunk in my chest, my nose won't stop dripping, sorest of throats and zero energy. I am getting ready to be on round two of antibiotics so if this doesn't work I'm checking myself into the hospital and not leaving until they fix me. I think I'm going to buy a treadmill soon because I can't count on the weather to allow me to get out and move without getting pneumonia. You would think chasing kids and a dog, cleaning and baking for other people would make me thin, but apparently that's not the best diet plan. I'll keep you updated from my hospital bed since I'll be handcuffed there after killing someone if I don't get well soon. Have a happy freakintastic Monday!

Fat People Can't Be Thrown Around

Almost got hit by a tornado last night. Wasn't worried. I'm too fat for it to sweep me away. Check back in tomorrow and see if I'm less fat. Too tired to care right now. Love you. Goodbye.