FooooooD

I haven't had time to eat.  Why am I not thin?  I can go days with barely anything to eat and yet I'm still fat.  Eventually my body has got to start eating some of this fat, like it's a freakin cupcake.  My *ss looks like a giant cupcake...or two.  Eating is for people with time and metabolism.  I have neither.  Effin cupcakes that I make for everyone else!