Monday, April 4, 2011


I haven't had time to eat.  Why am I not thin?  I can go days with barely anything to eat and yet I'm still fat.  Eventually my body has got to start eating some of this fat, like it's a freakin cupcake.  My *ss looks like a giant cupcake...or two.  Eating is for people with time and metabolism.  I have neither.  Effin cupcakes that I make for everyone else!


  1. I find I'm always eating. I wish I didn't love food so much.

  2. I often debate the necesity of taste buds. *sigh*