Fat Blog. Enough said. Well, okay. I'll say a little more. Elle and Emily from LYLASandCo. bring you their very own fat blog. It is an online diary of their weight loss (ahem) attempts at better health. Follow, support, criticize...whatever...just stay out of our way or you may get eaten.
I've lost too!!! Jonesie, that is! I've been missing from the blog and missing Jonesie in the process. I have been so busy working that I haven't had time for my two favorite things, bitching (aka writing) and Jonesie! I'm hoping that is I use the word Jonesie enough in this post that Jonesie will just end up being its own separate contributor besides the real Jonesie! Will the real Slim Jonesie please stand up!?!?! After losing 2 lbs I may not recognize you!! Bitch really loud and I'll follow the sound of your voice!!! I'm detoxing after a few days of eating poorly and battling day 6 of migraine. I'm hoping it helps me to de-stress over business and weight! I'll let you know!!! I will try to talk to you more later today, Jonesie! Jonesie Jonesie!!!
I better DAMN WELL have made progress after the last two days I have had.
You see, I have spent the last two days (Friday and Saturday) setting up (twice) and tearing down (twice) risers and chairs for the San Antonio annual Fiesta parades. Yes I said parades as in plural. So, I helped set up risers and chairs (5 rows of 20 each) for an ENTIRE city block.
WHAT THE "F" was I thinking you ask? Well, you see, I am a poor, broke, cheap ass bitch that doesn't and wouldn't even if I did have the money to pay for summer camp for my son and hubs for Boy Scouts. And this is the troop's major fund raiser for the year. Each person attending and working earns the money (profit from sale of seats for the parade) to go to camp. Well, I figure with my entire family doing it then we earn the money to pay for both the boy and hubs camp fees. That a few hundred dollars per person.
SO, you see, there is an ulterior motive. Money.
Money gets me off my ass to work aka move aka lose weight off this fat ass of mine. **crossing fingers and praying to the weight gods this works**. I sweated more than a pack, herd, group, flock???? whatever! of wild pigs. And if I'm right in my thinking I have heard that sweating means losing calories. Right?
Ok. So, I have a sunburn, (yes I used sunblock but it failed) I pulled a muscle in my back (not good since now I want to lay around) and my head hurts from the heat, but dammit I better have lost some POUNDS not ounces, but good fat POUNDS!
My weight is the exact same as the last time I reported. I really have nothing new to report. I have been so busy with my baking business that I don't have a lot of time for either blog right now....I only feel responsible to this one anyway, I'm so sick of being one of the only ones that posts, follows other blogs, and doing so much work for so little return. I think I'm just going to abandon the other one altogether and start my own where I can post whatever the f*ck I want without worrying whether I'm being inspirational, or politically correct. I like that on our fat blog I can say more of what's on my mind, but when the point of the fat blog is to report on progress, and there is none, it kinda seems pointless too. Jonesie, I've missed you!!! I wish I could talk to you more, but I have no flippin time! Here is something exciting to report that should help with the weight and health situation; I am getting my mom's treadmill this week! She doesn't have room for it since my sister is living there and I wanted to buy one, so, win-win. Can't wait. Although I don't know when I'll make time to use it, but I'm going to try!