Cupcake the Scale!

My stupid scale did not say what I wanted it to this morning!  I went down .8 lbs...wth?  It's fine, just irritating since cupcakin Emily was not as "good" as me and still went down 2 lbs more!  Whateve.  I'm okay with me.  (In other words: I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!!...never mind, keep the dog.  He's too little and not enough meat to bother with kinda like small wings or snow crab legs.)

Another Cupcake kind of day......

Here I am starting the morning (and believe me it's NOT at that ungodly hour that this cupcake of a blog says when I hit the submit button!)

I have my cup of coffee (no cupcake there) and have actually cut down on it because I know that there is a horrifying amount of cupcaking (substituted for F**king) calories with the amount of sugar and creamer my son puts in it for me.   I can't figure out why he does that except maybe there was some morning a few cupcake years back that I nearly ripped his head off when he brought me a nearly black cup of coffee to consume.

Anyways, back on topic (did I ever mention an ADD problem that seems to plague me?) the morning is barely started and I already want to go back to bed.  UGH... I wish I had a walking buddy.  I mean for two mornings now I truthfully have thought about going walking but I don't want to go alone and my BFF is such a bitch and has a real job that she has to go to every morning M-F and by the time Saturday comes well who the cupcake wants to walk on a weekend?  

So, now I want to weigh myself.  I feel if I have a starting weight this week then I can have the joy of the loss at the end of the week.  OH cupcake... will I really have the joy or will I have the inevitable disappointment of staying the same weight or even worse gaining???  Cupcake, cupcake, cupcake! (Substitute Sh*t, Damn, Hell or even F*ck whichever suits you here)

I just want you two ladies to know that it's hard

1. Not having someone living close enough to me to motivate my big ass.  (You two live close enough to keep each other accountable! GET WITH IT LADIES! but not too much b/c I don't want you to beat me too badly!)
2. avoid racing to the bakery and buying a few dozen cupcakes and wolfing them down!
3. to NOT say curse words here especially the F word! 

LOL  Notice there is no ROFLMAO because

1. rolling on the floor requires some sort of energy and well I don't have any cupcakes!
2. and the thought that my Ass would actually be laughed off is only a pipe dream because I would die of a heart attack trying to laugh the amount of time it would take to laugh this big ass off and then if I actually did laugh it off I would have to find some energy to clean up the disgusting mess of ass parts all over the living room before the hubs gets home because this week I am trying to be a good wife and actually do something all day while he is gone at work instead of laying around being a sloth. 

So there!  NO ROFLMAO!  Just a little bit of LOL for you.

Oh cupcake!  That took too much energy!  On the bright side do you think I burned a few calories typing this cupcake of a post today?

Jonsie~~

I miss you cupcake!

You two cupcakes crack my eggs up!!! I, too, have done Brenda's diet all day. And actually I feel pretty good. Now ask me how I feel if Elle beats my a#@ on the scale and I may feel differently. RIght now I actually feel pretty happy with myself. I have not cheated. I have eaten healthy. And, oddly enough...my WW points for today are at 13!~ No wonder we lose weight so fast on Brenda's diet. Though it's a little surprising to see...yikes. No wonder if I eat even a bite of cupcake when I'm on this blasted diet I gain 10 pounds. I'll keep you posted as to what the scale says tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be down at least 3 pounds!

Feel Like Poop

Or should I say, Cupcake.  I feel like cupcake.  My allergies are freakin horrendous today and I can't wake up.  I'm sneezing my head off and I want to lay down.  The kids are crabbier than usual.  I think they know it's Monday too.  My weight is fat.  I'm back on Brenda's diet that I said I would rather die than do again.  It's just a sh*tty day.  I'm stayin positive though because I'm going to beat the scale and Emily's #!  It's gonna happen.  Just deal! : )

Ughhhh Monday

Title says it all.  I don't have much to say except that I feel thinner today.  Is it mind over matter?  Do I have the courage to step on the scale?  I don't know. 

I am down several pant sizes.  In fact I successfully gave away my comfort clothes.  This morning I have even chosen to put on the size Large instead of the XLarge shirt.  It's not tight, but I do like the fact I "hide" in the bigger size. 

*Sigh*

diet

Ok Ok. I am going to do the "dietician's diet" for 5 days. The only thing I am going to change is I am going to have one banana a day. I am hoping (based on what I've learned) that this will keep my body from going into shock when I go back to WW next week so I don't gain 10 pounds back! I'll keep you all posted!!!

Sunday Routine Down the Pooper

I have no clue what to write about.  So, why are you on, you ask?  Because my stupid little brother and his stupid friend are in town for Spring break and stayed over last night.  Which means my living room is a makeshift fraternity until they go back to school.  Which further more means that I can not drink my coffee while staring mindlessly at the TV for an hour which is how I usually start my Sundays.  So here I am confined to my kitchen, with the laptop and my coffee, thinking about running, and by running I mean driving the two minutes, to Krispy Kremes and using my visitors as a reason to down 6 warm, soft glazed with my coffee...I may even buy them some.